Tales of X & Y: 1 – Teeter-totter

X thinks Y imperfect. Y thinks X exaggerates. X tells Y, “Why can’t you be more like me?” Y replies, “You have no balance. You don’t know how to share. Life is a teeter-totter.” “I’m walking down to the tavern for a beer and some darts. Want to come?” X asks. “I think I’ll stay…