“‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”
That’s because I’m standing on his tail, hee-hee.
Why can’t you just sit on Santa’s lap like everyone else?
What a mess! Who put the lights away last year?
Dig it! We got a Christmas card from Jimmy Carter!
Remember the year that cat in chains showed up? Claimed to be a cat from the past. What’s the past? I asked.
Won’t Susan be surprised when she opens this one! The cat of Christmas present…hee-hee…
Is this a good place for this one? Why do you have to hang on my head?
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”