A Cat’s Christmas Carol

"'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."

“‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”

That's because I'm standing on his tail, hee-hee.

That’s because I’m standing on his tail, hee-hee.

Why can't you just sit on Santa's lap like everyone else?

Why can’t you just sit on Santa’s lap like everyone else?

What a mess! Who put the lights away last year?

What a mess! Who put the lights away last year?

Dig it! We got a Christmas card from Jimmy Carter!

Dig it! We got a Christmas card from Jimmy Carter!

Remember the year that cat in chains showed up? Claimed to be a cat from the past. What's the past? I asked.

Remember the year that cat in chains showed up? Claimed to be a cat from the past. What’s the past? I asked.

Won't Susan be surprised when she opens this one! The cat of Christmas present...hee-hee...

Won’t Susan be surprised when she opens this one! The cat of Christmas present…hee-hee…

Is this a good place for this one? Why do you have to hang on my head?

Is this a good place for this one? Why do you have to hang on my head?

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”